Fabulous Hamstrings Performance V|Women’s

You’ve been training hard, logging the miles, going to the gym and taking classes. What do you have to show for it? Fabulous Hamstrings, that’s what! This performance top is a Wowee Wear original, created for the woman who wants to keep a smile on her face as well as everyone around her, even when the sweat is pouring. Made of sustainable fabrics engineered to wick moisture, keeping you comfortable and moving with your every twist, bend and shake. If you’re taking yourself so seriously, this shirt isn’t for you!

  • V-Neck
  • “Stop Taking Yourself So Seriously!” along collar, just in case anybody forgets
  • Medium weight
  • Sizing runs a bit large – if between sizes, order the smaller size
  • Made in China
$39.00 Select options
Green Frost Tri Blend V-Neck | Women’s

Even though the message “stop taking yourself so seriously!” is an important one, sometimes you don’t feel like blasting it. Convey your sincere thoughts a bit more subtly with Wowee Wear’s Women’s Green Frost Tri Blend V-Neck, where the message tastefully flows across the front. In an elegant poly/cotton/rayon blend, you’ll be cool, comfortable and maybe even confident!

  • 50/25/25 poly/combed ringspun cotton/rayon blend
  • “Stop Taking Yourself So Seriously” on front
  • Wowee Wear logo on back
  • Typical tee shirt sizing – order your normal size
$27.00$29.00 $15.00 Select options
Turquoise Frost Tri Blend Racerback | Women’s

Talk about subtle but effective, almost subliminally send out the “Stop Taking Yourself So Seriously” vibe in your Torquoise Tri Blend Racerback shirt. Draw people in with your finely sculpted triceps muscles, then whack ’em upside the head with the suggestion that they should check their egos at the door. Fast wicking cotton/poly/rayon blend is as wonderful as it gets.

  • 50/25/25 poly/combed ringspun cotton/rayon blend
  • “Stop Taking Yourself So Seriously!” on front
  • Wowee Wear logo on back (we could use a little brand awareness)
  • Runs true to size – order your typical tee shirt size
$27.00$29.00 $15.00 Select options
Camo Fail | Women’s

Clearly not endorsed by the Invisible Man, this jersey is an utter failure at making you disappear. If you’re looking for privacy or blending in with the crowd, Wowee Wear’s Camo Fail is NOT for you! However, if being seen on the road or in the coffee shop is something you’re cool with, consider that mission accomplished in this 100% high-performance Wowtech garment. There’s nothing cooler.

  • Durable dye sublimated graphics
  • Nearly full-length, hidden zipper
  • 100% soft polyester for optimal wicking
  • Three back pockets
  • Fit is fitted, but not skin tight
$59.00 $29.00 Select options